Tag Archives: skimpy

I’m thinking about making my wife wear one of these on Valentine’s Day

Shouldn’t be that difficult, really. First I just have to procure an actual wife. Not just smear lipstick on the outskirts of my thumb and pointer finger and make muted slurping sounds or a muffled “Jeepers Dr. Frank, it’s so … Continue reading

Adrienne’s rockin’ dem high heels. And not much else.

I wonder, what would the equivalent of this be for a dude? Wearing naught but a pair of meager speedos and construction boots? For some reason I don’t think that’d have quite the same effect with the ladies. Then again, … Continue reading

This is what I think about Malena:

Maleba usd so gyuddab sledner adn sexy uts majing y damn head spubv! Er… sorry about that. Let me start over: Malena is so goddamn slender and sexy its making my damn head spin. I was uh… in a rush … Continue reading

Bryci loves ice cream, don’t you Bryci?

Nothing clever to say about this extremely non-phallic scene here in the least. Just Bryci innocuously swirling her tongue all over a delicious ice cream treat. In her underwear. The white, viscous cream seconds away from dribbling down her chin … Continue reading

Denise Milani had fun at the beach

Here we have good ol’ Denise Milani posing off the coast of Flaffymelengdankishbumbailyeastybeardedclamflaxwenchascotia. I’ve decided it doesn’t really matter and I can type whatever I damn well please in this space. Like I enjoy shitting in little kids’ mouths at … Continue reading