Tag Archives: skimpy

Wanted: Dead or Alive

But preferably oiled up and glistening beneath the high noon sun.

Micaela Schaefer wore this out of the house too

You saw her wear this out of the house and made it a damn near internet phenomenon. And after seeing these pictures, you just can’t help feeling fucking thrilled to be alive. Thank you Micaela. From the bottom of my … Continue reading →

Wendy4 has driven me batshit crazy

If you don’t hear from me for a while it’s because I’ve gone certifiably insane as a direct result of looking at these photographs. As if I’ve descended into some Dali-esque fantasyscape where human proportions know no limitations and all … Continue reading →

You are the Apple Somoza of my eye

Apple Somoza was born in a small island in Camotes Island, Cebu, Philippines and moved with her family to New Jersey in 1991. You might recognize her from various tradeshows, car shows, and publications such as Maxim, Next Level Clothing, … Continue reading →

Melissa helped me understand a joke…

From some Pauly Shore movie way back in the day where he says he wants to, “Die and come back as a leotard.” It’s still not funny at all, but at least now I’m cognizant of Mr. Shore’s full repertoire. … Continue reading →