And by a wet t-shirt contest, I mean any wet t-shirt contest ever held. Or in consideration of being held.
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Guy sings ‘Family Matters’ theme. Like a soulful genius
Just listen to Reed Grim, whose name sounds like a crude amalgam of Fantastic Four secret identities, belt out the theme to Family Matters with aplomb and soul:
If dude continues on with this motif and sings the Full House, Step by Step, and Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper theme songs in succession on his way to the top of the American Idol heap, dare I say the man deserves a Grammy and not just some measly record deal and worldwide fame. Hell, even William Hung got those.
Jordan Carver is abiogenetic
Abiogenesis is a biological term defined as:
“The now discredited theory that living organisms can arise spontaneously from inanimate matter; spontaneous generation.”
With all due respect to every scientist ever… they’re full of shit. Abiogenesis is alive and well, and Jordan Carver proof of it; as she was evidently formed from two enormous and spherical German boulders becoming sentient and then filling in the rest of her features as an afterthought to fit in with human society. Prove me wrong, BRAINIACS!
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Kate Beckinsale is in a new movie
Underworld: Awakening to be exact. Look, I’m gonna level with you. I know as much about vampire warrioresses and lycans as I do the length of my concatenate pubes after trimming my crotch (which surprisingly isn’t that much), but the movie’s release did give me an excuse to both “research” and subsequently post up these images of Kate Beckinsale. So I’m pretty elated about that. Also, after perusing these pictures, I’ve gotta say, with absolutely no disrespect to Anne Hathaway, I really wish Kate Beckinsale had taken Christopher Nolan’s offer to play Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises.
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