Category Archives: Videos

Nicolas Cage cover of LMFAO’s ‘Sexy and I Know It’

Huge improvement over the original. Also, quite possibly the best cover of our generation. Someone needs to make a video with the LMFAO beat in the background with Nicolas Cage nicely crooning “THE BEES! OH GOD NO NOT THE BEES! … Continue reading →

Matthew Broderick in Ferris Bueller 2 teaser?

My friend saw a girl freaking out about this on Facebook. “Hollywood is such a bunch of unoriginal, soulless money-grubbing old coots! The bastards better not defile Ferris Bueller’s legacy like this! I finger myself vigorously to that shower scene … Continue reading →

Great news reporter… or greatest?

Like my namesake, this reporter is just as frank and ingenuous as they come. A real straightshooter if you will. And that’s what we need in this business.

Jabba the Hutt of Squirrels

“Mah bukee, wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Squirrel Greedo? Yanee dah poo noo carboniteon assholeo!” Translation: Human, why do you poke my grossly swollen fatbelly and mock my corpulence? And what have you done with Squirrel Greedo? … Continue reading →

Kobayashi sets World Record for Most Twinkies Eaten in One Minute

Making Asians proud everywhere once again, Kobayashi is back on top of the (competitive eating) world. Once known for gobbling down myriad hot dogs, he now holds the world record for most Twinkies eaten in one minute. Will this prevent … Continue reading →