Category Archives: Videos

Getting Personal With Kate Upton

No persiflage from me. Just watch.

Meet The Woman With The World’s Largest Breasts

Sheyla Hershey, let’s just dispense with the pleasantries and cut to the chase. You have massive macaroons. 38KKK to be exact. Normally I would just scoff and turn my head in a supercilious manner at those individuals featured on TLC’s … Continue reading →

“Dad, I’m banging my car.”

Every father’s worst nightmare. Even worse than their daughter telling them they’re dating a black dude.

The Bourne Legacy – Official Trailer starring Jeremy Renner

Can they pull this off without Matt Damon? They establish Renner as a brand new character in the first fifteen seconds, so there’s that. As much as I loved Damon in the previous installments… I think Renner has got the … Continue reading →

The Karate Rap

Aspiring filmmakers, artsy fartsy types, and just anyone who thinks they have even a modicum of cleverness; my advice to you: just give up whatever it is you’re doing. You can never hope to aspire to the majesty that is … Continue reading →