No, that’s not a euphemism for Tiffany Toth wearing sexual protection; the busty blonde looks like she’s wearing bonafide mummy wrappings. Or is that bonerfied mummy wrappings, if ya dig? All despicable puns aside… I don’t know the first thing about King Tutankhamun or Otzi the Iceman or why Tiffany is wearing the incongruous fur coat in this Playboy shoot, but what do I know is if the people of the future find Tiffany Toth’s well-preserved mummy looking even the slightest bit like she does here – they’re going to do everything within their futurist power to get her revived with the quickness.
