I’m glad that she does in fact leave the house and is not some reclusive shut-in, but I mean… come on. Aren’t all those celebrities and supermodels we see gallivanting around supposed to be homely looking without all the glitz and glamor and lighting and advantageous camera angles and make-up to aid them? This Me In My Place photo shoot just ain’t right.
I don’t care if she keeps decapitated heads in her freezer, nags when the toilet seat is left up, regurgitates food to her own child like some strange anthropomorphic bird hominoid, or just has debilitating flatulence. She is one of the sexiest women alive, plain and simple. And I would move in with her in a heartbeat. And yes, she did ask me to. Also, she wears Wonder Woman underwear. This woman can do no wrong.