I promised to never become completely entranced by another short-haired gal since Natalie Portman shaved her head all those years ago. Before that it was Audrey Hepburn. (I also slipped up when Britney shaved her head and attacked a car with an umbrella because, well… just imagine how completely uninhibited she’d be in the sack.) Also, I slipped up with Sinead O’Connor too. And Halle Berry. But Melissa Clarke? She’s so damn alluring I’m going to just stop pretending I have some childish boycott against shorter-haired women and just embrace it entirely.