My friend saw a girl freaking out about this on Facebook. “Hollywood is such a bunch of unoriginal, soulless money-grubbing old coots! The bastards better not defile Ferris Bueller’s legacy like this! I finger myself vigorously to that shower scene where he has a shampoo-constructed faux hawk every morning while listening to the “Oh Yeah,” theme song on repeat. BOW BOW… CHICKA CHICKA! OH FUCK ME FERRIS! FUCK ME IN THE WORST WAY ON MY DAY OFF, BABY!”
Okay, well everything but that last part. But still, was entertaining when someone told her it was just a Superbowl commercial/joke and to calm the fuck down.