What exactly is the fucking urgency here? Did they expect this guy to spring up like some spry young gymnast and play a game of Ultimate Frisbee with them? Resuscitate a recent drowning victim offscreen? Stomp the shit out of the sandcastles of a rival duo of beautiful women? Guy was just chilling, soaking up the sun, and now they’ll need the jaws of life to get him out of that lawn chair because he let two girls nag-guilt him. Shame, really.
