Yes, we could all stand to learn a lot from Jerry, “the fat, funny bulldog,” as his owners so aptly describe him. Such as:
Persistence pays off. Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. Growl loudly and carry a big stick. I actually just fused together/butchered a few famous aphorisms and called it a day there… but the fact remains; Jerry the fat, funny bulldog, you made that stick your bitch. And you sound like a goddamn sauropod, perhaps a Diplodicus at the least. And for that I laud you. (P.S. You’re not fat, Jerry. You’re just a little husky.)